Goals for 2014: masturbate my way to immortality
Collages 2013: Second set by Eliash Strongowski
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
It’s not like I’m falling in love, I just want you to do me no good and you look like you could.
OH COME ON
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.
someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
how does one not reblog this