Semi-hiatus because of school.

Having a Bad Day?


slapfight:

Goals for 2014: masturbate my way to immortality





martinekenblog:

Collages 2013: Second set by Eliash Strongowski




dollarmenuslut:

Too turnt


#nsfw #i guess
Ancient Tumblr proverb (via seba-ciel)








bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday


Title: No. 1 Party Anthem

Artist: Arctic Monkeys

Album: AM
Played: 25,473times

chaosinbliss:

It’s not like I’m falling in love, I just want you to do me no good and you look like you could.


unoetrino:

unheroically:

mr-gerbear:

lady-johnlock:

lemon-the-epic:

OH COME ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

image

I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

Wow

cristo.










,#:D



cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this


Favorite Perrie outfits 9/100